I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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