Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
The feeling are messing with the penis
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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