Having a random hookup so left but love u
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
