Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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