we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
There was a lot of him and a little penis
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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