Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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