Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I have already put on my inside pants.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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