so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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