8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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