In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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