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(559): View more from California

yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate

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(410): View more from Maryland

it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.

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(606): View more from Kentucky

he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.

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(817): View more from Texas

he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur

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(815): View more from Illinois

Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.

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(519): View more from Ontario

Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?

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(630): View more from Illinois

I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.

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(719): View more from Colorado

Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.

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