Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
