Taylor Swift is so right about you.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I deserve this hangover.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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