Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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