party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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