even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Randomize
