Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
fuck your aforementioned shoe
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
True strength comes from lack of pants
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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