Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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