Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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