They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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