i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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