it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
