He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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