Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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