The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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