Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
honey bunches of taint.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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