Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
you will always have a special place in my vag
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
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