That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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