found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
You were trust falling into bushes
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Randomize
