Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Randomize
