summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
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