What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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