what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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