we made out on top of his cat.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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