I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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