i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Rumble strips road head = magical
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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