Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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