I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Blood and glitter go together right?
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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