i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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