Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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