What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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