Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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