Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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