girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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