We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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