No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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