just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
it's like heaven, but drunker
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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