ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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