Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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