there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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