Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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