Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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