Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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