We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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