im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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